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Gigantical city-type park - butt with wilderwild chunks too!!
Big Parking Rodeo - butt it was all closed!!
A burblecreek, guys!! ** BUTTWIGGLE **
VISITED on September 19, 2020 !!

Park Review #564:

LOWVILLE PARK

Lowville, Ontario, Canada

Snort Index Rating:

4.5 SNORTS!!

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This park was wayfaraways, guys!! It took Rocky won plus won half hourtimes to get us there!! Truestory!!

It sorta LOOKS like a city-type park, butt no joshing there is lotsa wilderwild stuff there too!! It even has a burblecreek that goes right through the middleparts, plus I did not even know there was more park on the other side!! IKNOW!!

LOWVILLE PARK is inna teensy little town called LOWVILLE!! Makes cents, amirite!!?? Yup!! Plus LOWVILLE is the CUTEST!! Here is where you have to turn offa the country-type rollycarroad to a’nother even smaller rollycar road!!

Then you go down here just littlebits ….

… plus turn to the right-paw side to get into the gigantical Parking Rodeo!! Yup!! Only prollem was … when I got to there, it looked like THIS!! …….

It was all closed up with fencings made of robot parts, guys!! They said it was so’s they could do some fixerational workerman work, butt … there was no workermans or shovellators or rollytrucks anywheres!!

Goodmorningtimes, everybuddy!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️

Parkmaster General Archie Brindleton who is me is comin’ atcha!! YUP!! I am sooper’cited to see your faceparts ‘cuz I have got a ‘MAZING ‘venturetimes for you this shinynew morningtimes with lots’nlots’nlots of soopercool picturestories and everythings!! This is won of my most biggest PARK REVIEWS in all of evertimes, plus I am gonna share it with YOU right nowabouts!! YUP!!

Anyhoozle …. just have a looksee at all the places were are gonna go-go-go this morningtimes!! ………….

So put on you walkingsocks, plus grab some yummysummy snacks, plus maybe some zoomersjuice for slurpings ‘cuz there is gonna be big piles of DOOP DEE DOOP EXPLORADVENTING this times!! Promiseface!!

Okeedoke!! So like I was sayings, there was constructerational fencings allover when Rocky, our rollycar got us to there. Plus it was confussalating ‘bout where Rocky could wait for us!! He tried won spot, butt he was not a ‘llowed to wait there, so we had to go to a whole different chunk of place down at the end of the rollycar road. Yes.

So THAT is where we are gonna START our exploradventure of LOWVILLE PARk, guys!! YUP!! We got out of Rocky, plus then we sawed THIS ……

Guys …. at the most endest part of the rollycar road, there was a BRIDGE made of robot parts!! IKNOW!! It was hiding inna buncha shrubbadubs and stuff, plus the wildertrail that took you there was REAL skinny!!

(This is spot #3 on the map - Mum)

There was no wordysigns, plus there was peoplehouses right on the other side, so … we had a looksee, butt we were not even sure we should be there, so that is when we ‘cided to go-go-go back to where the wordysign for LOWVILLE PARK was, so’s we could start over THERE!! Yes!! ………

Can you SEE, guys!!?? Can you see ROCKY in the wayfarbackparts of this picturestory!!?? Yup!! He is a good boy who waited for longtimes for me plus Pop to see everythings here at LOWVILLE PARK!!

(This sign is spot #1 on the map)

Anyhoozle … So like I was sayings, we tried the bridge at the end of the rollycar road, butt it did not LOOK like it was part of the park, so we came back to here. Butt that is when everythings got SOOPERWEIRD, ‘cuz when I pointed my lookingmarbles ‘cross the road, I sawed somethings that was a real MELON-SCRATCHER!!

(This oddity across the street is spot #2 on the map)

It was for reals NOT part of this park, butt I wanted to go-go-go see it!! Check it out!! ………..

How ‘bout THAT, guys!!??? It was an EGGZYLOPHONE sitting on some grassycarpet!! Out in the openparts!! Just sitting there like no biggie!!

Plus it had a ‘couple bonkerballies onna stick that you could use to make musicsounds!! Pop did for me ‘cuz I have no thunbs, guys!! Was soopercool!! IKNOW!!

That is when I said …. WAITAMINNIT!! What IS this place for crying out Pete!!?? So we did more lookerating to find it is a chunk of place called THINKSPOT!! Yup!! Truestory I still do not get it ‘zackly, butt there was a teensy peoplehouse in there with a whole BUNCHA artsy-fartsy sculpturings too, guys!! Seriousface!! So we had a real good looksee!! Check it out for your own selfs, K? K!! You are not even gonna BLEEVE what we founded in there!! ……………

Isn’t that ‘MAZING plus CRAZYBANANAS too!!?? YES!!

Guys … I askerated the GOOGLEBOT what this place is alla ‘bout when I got home, butt I STILL do not get it!! Seriousface!! Butt looks like there is an artistman who lives in the little peoplehouse, plus he made a special GARDEN OF SCULPTURINGS!! For reals!!

There was a whole differenter chunk behind the teensy peoplehouse, butt … it said we could not go back to there, so … we checked out alla the stuffs in the frontparts, then we had to go-go-go so’s we would have e ‘nuff times to see LOWVILLE PARK!!

Nextofalls we went to (spot #3 on the map) ………..

‘Cuz the Parking Rodeo (Parking Lot - Mum) was all closed, I did not know ‘zackly how to get IN to this park, so ‘ventually, we went back down to the end of the rollycar road, butt then started DOOP DEE DOOPing ‘long the burblecreek guys!! Plus it totally worked!!

Soon as we started, I was s’prized ‘bout how wilderwild-y this park is - ‘specially next to the burblecreek!! Was soopernice!! Butt guys …. this was ‘fore I even founded out that everythings on the OTHER side of the burblecreek was LOWVILLE PARK too!! IKNOW!!

Then we kept mosying to (spot #4 on the map) ………….

That is when we started to see alla the picklenick tables and stuff, guys!! Plus there was even boxes for putting your burnystuffs in when you are done making flickerfires!! I have neverever even seen stuffs like THAT befores!! Nope!! Was soopercool!!

Anyhoozle … this is what we sawed when we got to (spot #5 on the map - Mum) …………

Nextest we DOOP DEE DOOPed cross some grassycarpet to (spot #6 on the map), plus that is when I got to see how GIGANTICAL this park is!! Guys .. it was waymorebigger than I was thinkingthoughts, plus from THERE I sawed the MONKEYCLIMBERS!! YES!! (at spot #7 on the map)

This park has some soopercool monkeyclimbers, guys!! Check them out!! ………..

Pretty cool, amirite!!?? IKNOW!! Plus that is not ALLA the stuffs they have for juniorpeoples!! NOPE!! They have BOUNCYRIDERS TOO!! Yes!! Hee hee!! ………………

Guys …. I have been doing practicetimes for basically evertimes, so … I am just saying, basically I am the bestest at riding bouncyriders. Yes. My most favouritist kind is LADYBUGS, butt I can ridge FISHYWHALES too!! No problemmo!! I have been on bouncyturtles, bouncydragons, bouncy dinolizards, bouncy cyclebikes, bouncy footerpillars - basically every kind of bouncyrider there is!!

Plus ‘cuz I am PARKMASTER GENERAL, it is basically my job to try out every bouncyrider I find!! SO I DID!! Yes!! Hee hee!! Was sooperfun!!

OH!! That is when we founded a gigantical buildinghouse, guys!! (at spot #8 on the map) …………….

This is for where they make yummysummies someofthetimes, plus there is a picklenicking spot with a hat over it for when there is rainingdrops, plus … POOPCLOSETS too!! Yes. Sooper’portant, guys. Basically this park has EVERYTHINGS!!

‘Course it was pretty much EMPTY when we went - prolly ‘cuz of the crummyvirus, butt I am hoping it gets real hustlybustly in here someofthetimes, ‘cuz this park is pretty ‘MAZING!! Yes!!

Okeedoke!! Nextofalls we went to (spot #9 on the map) ………….

This is where we founded these gigantical round pots for putting garbagestuffs plus recyclings in, guys!!

OH!! Plus have you guys been checking out alla the soopercool picturesigns for brainlearning ‘bout The Naturemama plus alla her babies!!?? IKNOW!! There is lots’nlots of sciencefacts for putting in your brainmelon!! Soopercool!!

We founded more picklenicking spots, plus got to see more bridges made of robotparts that go over the burblecreek, so here is ‘bout when I was thinkingthoughts this here park is on BOTH sides of the burblecreek!! YUP!! Butt I was not soopersure - JUST YET!!

So we DOOP DEE DOOPed over to (spot #10 on the map), plus followed a real nice, smooth walkingroad to where there was lots leafytrees, guys!! Butt ‘fore we got to the leafytees, there was lots’nlots’nlots of wide-open grassycarpet!! Check it out!! ………..

When we gotted to the leafytrees, I ‘cided to take a waymoresmaller wilderpath next to the burblecreek, guys!! Yes!! Was sooperpretty!!

‘Ventually the sooperwide walkingroad met back up with us at a big ‘ol countrybarn looking thing!! (spot #11 on the map) ………..

The wordysign said “DANCE HALL”, guys!! That sounds sooperfun for reals!! Plus behind is a ‘nother gigantical field of grassycarpet, plus a shed for picklenicking too!! I was thinkingthoughts … “great googilymoogily!! This park reallydeally has EVERYTHINGS!!”

OH!! That is when we founded a ‘nother bridge made of robot parts (at spot #12 on the map), butt THIS times, we went ‘cross it, guys!! TO THE OTHER SIDE!! ………………

Did you see!!?? When we gotted to the other side there was a special benches for buttparts that was for ‘membering somebuddy who went over the Rainbow Bridge, guys. Yes. That put ouchies in my HappyHeart, butt … it put big piles of HAPPY in my Heart to see their sweetie put a pretty flowerposie onnit for ‘membering!! THE BESTEST!!

Then we were on the OTHER side of the burblecreek!! YUP!! So’s we DOOP DEE DOOPed ‘long the wilderroad ‘till we founded more picklenicking spots (at spot #13 on the map)…………

Was nice and everythings, amirite!!?? YUP!! This park has basically a majillion chunks of space for picklenicking, guys!! Even a whole buncha picklenicking sheds with hats for when the rainingdrops come!! Not so many parks have so many!!

Butt … this is the chunk of place where I founded somethings that made me the most saddest, guys. Yes. I founded a TREE that was covered in decorational ornabits for ‘membering a juniorperson who went over the Rainbow Bridge too. Yes ………….

Pretty sure the lastest teensy picturestory hanging from this leafytree is of the juniorperson, guys. Pretty sure.

So that put LOTS’NLOTS of ouchies in my HappyHeart, butt … when I was sitting on my buttparts nextest to this tree …. it got me to thinkingthoughts how beautifullish it is for so many peoples to come to here for keeping her memorings a ‘live and stuff. Yes. So that is nice. It put Happy back in my Heart. Yes.

Then … after a whiles … we kept going to (spot #14 on the map). That is when I noticed some wordysigns that were close to the burblecreek!! ……..

“MAYBE POLLUTED!!??” Great googilymoogily!! That is not so good!! This park is so pretty and stuff!! It looks beautifullish for reals!! Sure hope the “MAYBE” part is just for covering their buttparts and stuff, amirite!!?? IKNOW!!

Anyhoozle … this chunk of place is where there is sportyfields for doing baseballery, plus the mostbiggest bridge can take you back to the OTHER side of the burblecreek is where the monkeyclimbers were, butt I wanted to see everythings on THIS side, so we kept going to (spot #15 on the map) ……

“🎵DOOP DEE DOOP 🎵DEE DOOPITY DOOP🎵!!”

The whole rest of this park on THIS side of the burblecreek was wilderwild, guys!! With only skinny wildertrails, plus lotsa leafytrees with lotsa shadybits too!! I liked it a whole bunch for reals!!

Me plus Pop kept DOOP DEE DOOPing ‘long the burblecreek through (spot #16 on the map)………..

NICE, AMIRITE!!?? IKNOW!! Basically it does not even matter what KIND of park you want to hang out in ‘cuz THIS park has somethings like that!! If you like city-type parks for picklenicking - no problemmo!! Butt if you luvluvlove the wilderwild for DOOP DEE DOOPing in, that is no problemmo too!!

OH!! Plus nextofalls is when we got allaways back to the firstest bridge made of robotparts that we founded at the end of the rollycar road!! ‘MEMBER!!?? Yes!! Plus this is what it looked like on the OTHER side of the burblecreek!! (at spot #17 on the map) ………

Truestory there is that soopercool doorway with no door that goes to a peoplehouse, butt everythings else is park, guys!! YUP!! That was AMAYZAZING!!

BUTT … there was won chunk of place we did not see yet, guys!! Right close to where ROCKY was waiting for us was a sooper oldentimer buildinghouse I could tell was real ‘portant ‘cuz it had wordysigns out front. Yes. So for our lastest stop, we went to check it out too!! (at spot #18 on the map) …………

It is a sooperdooper oldentimer LEARNINGSCHOOL, guys!! Builderated by a man named JOSEPH FEATHERSTON!! IKNOW!! Here is what the wordybits say:

In memory of
JOSEPH FEATHERSTON
1803-1883
Who was born in county Durham, England, emigrated to Canada as a young man, established the farm where this park is located and provided this acre of land for the first school in the community.
ETHEL FEATHERSTON HILLIKER
(Granddaughter)
Kamloops, B.C.
HEATHER FEATHERSTON COLE
(Great-Granddaughter)
Toronto
1969

WHOA, guys. Whoa. What a ‘mazing storytimes. Yes. Butt I am thinkingthoughts … how come this park is not called FEATHERSTON PARK, amirite!!?? IKNOW!! Anyhoozle … that was sooper’citing for brainlearning and stuff!! Plus when I was having a real good looksee at the learningschool, I founded the very lastest thing for checking out ………

This here chunk of place with boulderock benches for buttparts. WOWZERS. That was a GOOD park, guys!! AMAYZAZING, even!! Amirite!!?? Yup!!

SHANKSH, PARK!! 😊❤️😊❤️😊❤️ Truestory for reals no joshing seriousface, you have basically somethings for everybuddy!! I am not even joshing!! When me plus Pop founded you, it was AFTER checking out a whole differenter park plus we were just thinkingthoughts you would be a teensy city-type park that would be sooperfast for checking out, butt … NOPE!! You were sooperfun awesometimes!! So ‘cuz of that, I am giving you a SNORT INDEX RATING OF ….

(4.5 SNORTS OUT OF 5 )!!

Yup!! Plus, if your burblecreek did not say it was MAYBE PALOOTED, you would maybe be A FIVE SNORT RESORT for crying out Pete!!

Shanksh, guys!! This was a sooperfun won, plus it puts big piles of Happy in my Heart that you can come too!! Sure does!! Plus I am hoping that this Park Review is good for ‘minding you that exploradventuring is sooperfun, plus soopergood for all your parts - plus you neverever know what you are gonna find ‘till you find it!! YES!! So … if your daytimes are snoring, or if your muscles are all dusty, then ‘member to not forget to …