TWAS THE NIGHTYNIGHTIMES A'FORE CRISPYMESS (5 photos and a traditional reading by Archie)
Howdy, everybuddy!! 😊💜
Are you all ready and stuff for the Holidaytimes Pajamaman!!?? YOU ARE!!?? US TOO!!
Me plus Mirabelle can't even hardly wait for him to come visit, 'cuz we wanna tell him how much lovings we have for him, plus we wanna say how awesometimes he is for giving giftypresents to everybuddy allover everywheres!! Yup!! He is THE BESTEST!!
Truestory for reals there has been so much hustlebustle from us moverating to our shinynew 'partmenthouse, that we did not have times for making him cookiecakes or even writing him a letterlope or anythings, so me plus Mirabelle had lotsa worrythoughts that maybe he would not come this times!! I am just sayin', guys!! .............
Butt Mum plus Pop say we are just being sillybeans, guys!! They say he will come no matter what!! 'Specially 'cuz we were such good puppies this yeartimes, so now me plus Mirabelle are sooper'cited with buttwiggles and everythings!! YUP!! BUTT.........
Firstly things firstest, guys!! 'Cuz now is the times for when I read my sooperspecial Holidaytimes wordypoem called "TWAS THE NIGHTYNIGHTIMES A 'FORE CRISPYMESS!!"
For reals and everythings it has been my traditionalish thing to do every Decembertimes number tweenyfore, so I am hoping you guys will all skootch in real sooper comfyclose, so I can read it just for you and everythings, K? K!!
PLUS.... if you are not so much into the Crispymess kind of Holidaytimes, that is no biggie!! If you did not know, our Brindlebunch Holidaytimes are for everybuddy no matter where you are from, or what your bleevings are, or any of that stuff!! All that is 'portant is that you are our friendlypals plus we luvluvlove you sooperlots from the basement of our HappyHearts for crying out Pete!! Seriousface!!
So... HappyHappyHolidaytimes to EVERYBUDDY ALLOVER EVERYWHERES!!
Let's just have some fun, plus share lotsa HappyHeartHugs and stuff, K? K!! ................
Okeedoke, guys........
Mirabelle is all tucked into a one-puppy cozypile, so she is all ready. How 'bout YOU guys!!??
Are you all skootched in all comfycozy too!!?? Sure hope so, 'cuz here goes!!....
*AHEM* ......................
Twas the nightynightimes
a ’fore Crispymess. Yes.
Plus all through our place
there was smiles, plus big toothygrins
plus happyfun on our face!
Fuzzysocks for our presents
all waited to be fed,
then we dreamed
‘bout the Pajamaman
who wears mostly PIRATE RED!
Mum plus Pop inna cozypile,
Me plus Mirabelle at their feets.
Then we mosey
to the Dreamingplace
for thinkingthoughts ‘bout yummy treats! (Maybe that’s just me though)
Allasudden just outside,
there was gigantical smashing!!
Steve’s deerpeople cousins,
plus a toboggan
came crashing!!
I jumped up, plus went zoomers
plus looked out just to see,
then my earparts
plus my lookingmarbles
went crazybananas with glee!
I saw eleventy flying deerpeoples
wearing goggles inna row,
plus a sooper ’mazing toboggansled
filled with cool stuff all in tow!
The jolly, jello-y driverman
got out with a jump!!
He was round,
plus made of flubber!!
You could say he was plump!
“Hey, Dashing
Hey, Dancer
Hey Jumpy
And Gary,
Plus Comet
Plus Cupid
Plus Donny
Plus Larry!!”
“All you guys there up front,
everybuddy who’s a deer
watch your hoofyshoes
plus antennas,
plus you guys all stay here”!
He was so sooperfast
‘cuz he wore Pirate Red,
butt I hid like a
sneakyninjaman while
everybuddy else was in bed!
He came down our little chimbly
with a "WHOOSH" of freezy air,
then went “PLOP”
and then “OOF”
‘cuz he fell everywheres!!
He was real ro-lee,
plus po-lee, plus
he jiggled allatimes.
I got so sooper‘cited
I made a toot from behind!
When he turned, he just winked,
bellychuckles filled the air,
he just kept stuffing
all our presentsocks
‘cuz he didn’t even care!!
He ated snacks that we made him,
then wiped his beard clean,
plus he flew
up our chimbly
like he was neverever even seen!!
Butt I heard him yell loud
as he flew out of sight...
“Merry Crispymess you guys
And to all… HappyHeartHugs plus Lotsa cozypile snugglesnorts plus yummysummies and everythings you need to fill your Heart with HAPPY!!”
Or something like that!! Yup!! Butt prolly it rhymed though. Prolly!!.......
Happy Merry Holiday Awesometimes, Everybuddy!!
Me plus Mirabelle luvluvlove you guys
more than everythings!!
H💜 H💜 H💜
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